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I’m not a Christian. I’m not anything religion-wise. I’m not even an atheist. The closest category into which I might fit would be deist, but even that label I resist; I feel like I’d be subscribing to a magazine I know going in I’d never read. I believe in God and that’s as far as I’m willing to go — and I only go that far out of wishful thinking, I freely admit. I’m antireligious, so I don’t often go out of my way to find kind things to say about Christianity (or Judaism, or Islam, or Shinto or the many flavors of paganism, while I’m at it). It’s so much easier, and more fun, to point out its numerous scientific and historical inaccuracies and make fun of its preposterous mythology and outrageously immoral morality. Still, I know a great many Christian people, and they are good people, and when I see bigots and loons like Pat Robertson or James Dobson or John Hagee in the media speaking for their faith, I feel sorry for them. I wish there was more attention paid to Christians like Mel White. He used to work for evangelical Christian groups, actually ghost-wrote Jerry Falwell’s autobiography, and felt tormented by the attraction he felt toward other men. Heeding the message preached by the people he was working for, he sought counseling and various purported cures for his sexuality, including electro-convulsive therapy. Finally, he accepted his orientation, and sought to square it with his religion. In 1993 Mel was named dean of the largest gay-friendly Christian congregation in the United States, and said to those gathered to witness his installation, “I am gay. I am proud. And God loves me without reservation.”
Mel and his partner Gary Nixon founded Soulforce in 1999, a ministry devoted to advocating gay rights in general, and specifically to opposing anti-gay bigotry within the Christian community. That’s one hell of a job, as the recent passage of anti-gay amendments to the state constitutions of California, Arizona, and Florida reminds me, and I sometimes wonder why it’s a battle Mel White is so determined to fight. ( Read the rest . . . ) | |
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From Steve Likes to Curse
Is this really our nineteenth foray into the odd and the pointless? It must be; it says so right in the filename.
This week, McAsherson and I celebrate the ongoing American economic crisis for entirely selfish reasons (it has lowered the price of gas), reveal the acceptance of gay equality encoded into the very fabric of our nation (red+white+blue=lavender), wonder why the hell New York would want to nickname itself Gotham City, talk of things Star Trek and Bruce Greenwood, and review the local production of The Tempest we saw over the weekend.
Does that sound like more fun than sledding on a frozen corpse?
Of course it does. What are you waiting on?
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The last pro uniform Babe Ruth ever wore was sold at auction at the Louisville Slugger Museum yesterday. It was bought by an outfit called SCP Auctions for $310,500. Ruth began his major league career as a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox, was sold to the New York Yankees in late 1919 and hit more home runs by himself the following season than every major league team save one, and was traded to the Boston Braves in 1935 at the tail-end of the greatest career in the history of his sport before or since. But the uniform sold yesterday in Mission Viejo, California didn’t belong to the Red Sox, or the Yankees, or the Braves. It belonged to the Brooklyn Dodgers.
It’s a brief and forgettable period of the Babe’s career that is never mentioned and that I was never aware of until today. Some baseball fan. Our yearning to mythologize our heroes leads us to omit everything in Ruth’s life between his three-homer game against the Pirates in May 1935 and the day, two months before his death, when Nat Fein took his famous photograph of a frail Ruth standing in his old Yankee uniform, leaning on a bat for support, at the 25th anniversary of Yankee Stadium. We don’t like to hear about the Babe’s many failed efforts to get a job managing a major league team, his long and painful struggle with throat cancer, or how he lost weight and could barely speak at the very end. We sanitize, generalize, or ignore all of that, and the Babe’s short stint as a Dodger along with it.
Babe was hired by the Brooklyn Dodgers as a first base coach on June 18, 1938. His uniform number was 35. Number 3, which he had famously worn in his last five years with the Yankees, was taken by rookie second baseman Pete Coscarart. The uniform sold yesterday was Babe’s road uniform, gray flannel with “Dodgers” lettered across the front in blue, and a patch on the left sleeve depicting the Trylon and Perisphere of the 1939 New York World’s Fair. He wore it on October 2, 1938 for a double-header against the Phillies at Shibe Park in Philadelphia. The Dodgers won both games that day against the Phillies, the only team in the National League to finish with a worse record than they. With the season over, Ruth quit the team. Oddly enough, his final game as a player had also come in Philadelphia, on May 30, 1935, when he played one inning for the Braves before hurting his knee and leaving the game.
The Dodgers finished 1938 with a 69-80 record, 18½ games out of first place. Babe’s old team the Yankees finished that year 99-53 and won the World Series in four games.
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Today was the “Antique Critique” at the library in Smithsburg. Ashley had a pair of auctioneers from Cochrane’s, a local antique dealer, come and spend a few hours appraising the various family heirlooms brought to them by patrons who had signed up. I wish I had thought to ask Dad if I could have brought his old Western Maryland Railroad lantern. It’s probably worth a little something.
Some people got some very good news. A set of pocket watches was estimated at over $1,000; a carved English table with a meticulously inlaid top, for which its owner paid $125 over forty years ago, was appraised at around $650; a set of dolls produced to promote the original release of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in 1937 was guessed to be worth as much as $2,500.
Others had less to smile about. One woman was told that her great-grandmother’s rare Victorian portrait dishes were only worth about $65 because they had been broken. One man learned that the odd painting he’d picked up at a yard sale, mounted in a frame constructed to look like the pane of a window, which he’d assumed must have been at least 120 years old, had been painted in 1985 by an obviously untrained painter, and was a charming but worthless curiosity. One woman presented the appraisers with a parchment reproduction of the Declaration of Independence, the kind you can buy at most any National Park, the kind I paid $4 for at the last AAUW book sale. The appraisers tactfully suggested she ask someone with more expertise in old paper. They wouldn’t commit to the price.
But even the disappointed ones smiled. I doubt any of them will sell their heirlooms, even those who learned they had a small fortune sitting in their attic all these years. It wasn’t the money. It was the chance to present that old train set, or that odd photograph that belonged to their grandmother, or the first edition of the book written by their father to someone knowledgeable and be told, yes, this has value. This is worth something.
It was fun to see how the eyes of the appraisers would light up when they saw something especially unique or familiar. One woman brought in a chess set with cast iron pieces that Denny and Joyce, the appraisers, said they had never seen anything like in their 35 years in the business. My favorite piece was an old magic lantern from the 1870s. It was made of tin, and projected glass slides onto walls with the help of a kerosene lamp. Its present owner brought it over with him from England. He wasn’t sure who its original owner had been. I can’t help but wonder. | |
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For as long as I've had access to the internet, looking up Roger Ebert's new movie reviews has been a regular part of my Friday. Reading over them, and the recent entries in his excellent blog, has made me nostalgic for the good old days, the days of Siskel & Ebert.
That was appointment television. Now, Gene Siskel has been dead for nearly ten years, and a nasty bout with mouth cancer has left Ebert unable to speak. The show that used to be Siskel & Ebert, then became Ebert and Roeper, then limped along without Roger as Roeper and the Stand-In of the Week, no longer exists. That's a shame. It was nice to have a forum for intelligent and independent discussion of films somewhere on television.
Plus, who didn't love the relationship between Roger and Gene? At their best, they were like a finely honed comedy duo. Here's an outtake from Siskel & Ebert from back in the day: And what video posting about Siskel and Ebert would be complete without their musical number from The Critic?
None of them, is the answer. So here it is:
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As of today same-sex couples can get married in Connecticut, just over a week after anti-gay marriage measures passed in Florida, Arizona, and California. This, at least, is good news. One step in the right direction is still one step in the right direction, even if it follows three gigantic leaps the wrong way. But what does this mean?
Is Connecticut really a more enlightened and compassionate place than California, Arizona, or Florida? Or is its population of contemptuous bigots just too small and poorly organized to stir the public against the cause of gay equality? The recognition of same-sex marriages came there just as it did in California, through judicial decree. Does that mean it can be undone by a similar popular referendum to the ones just passed in California, Arizona, and Florida? Will it? I really, really hope not. The passing of amendments to the state constitutions of California, Arizona, and Florida banning same-sex marriage was the biggest blight on what will be long remembered as one of America’s brightest days. It’s especially hard to make sense of writing one form of bigotry into the law on the same day that we repudiated centuries of another form. Federalism is a great idea. Not only has it proved to be a decent form of government, but it’s also provided the perfect excuse to politicians too gutless to take a stand on the gay marriage issue one way or the other. “I think it should be up to the states to decide” has become the favorite euphemism for (usually Republican) politicians who don’t want to come right out and say “Fuck no, those queers shouldn’t be able to get married!” because they have the nutty idea that might make them sound like contemptible, ignorant, backwards fucking throwback cavemen. This is an issue where leaving it to the states is the wrong thing to do. This is an issue where, as it did when it guaranteed women the right to vote, and a whole plethora of citizenship rights to blacks, including the right to not be dragged around a cotton field on the end of a chain unless you’re into that sort of thing, the federal government has to step in and lay down some new rules that everyone will have to play by. It won’t be easy. Fuck, it might even be impossible. Still, it must be done. Democracy is the greatest form of government every devised, and the only fair and just one known to me. But human rights can’t be left up to the whim of the people. They have to be established, and protected, period. By the way, it’s especially fashionable lately for opponents of same-sex marriage to argue that marriage is not a fundamental human right, and never has been. Rather, they say, it’s a privilege that governments bestow on certain members of society, like a drivers license. Fine. Let’s say, for the sake of argument, I agree with that. Marriage is not a right; it’s a privilege, like driving a car. Great. Explain to me why that privilege should be denied to same-sex couples. Give me one reason that is rational, that is not founded in bigotry or some arbitrary, religiously derived moral code. I’d love to hear it. By the way again, have I mentioned that Arnold Schwarzenegger is now my favorite Republican? He was on Late Edition over the weekend where, among other things, he expressed his disappointment over the passage of Proposition 8, and advised his party not to get stuck on ideology. Good on you, Arnold. His admirable defense of gay rights pissed off Laura Ingraham so much that she suggested that he switch his affiliation to Democrat, and that California secede from the United States.
Laura, do you really want opposition to same-sex marriage to be a prerequisite for being a Republican? Broadminded, inclusive attitudes like that are the reason the Republicans are close to becoming a dying party. You can’t continue to shrink your base and grow ever narrower and more exclusive and expect to keep winning elections. Thankfully, there aren’t that many close-minded zealots left in America. | |
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The Korean War is usually designated as the Forgotten War, but we might just as well apply the handle to the First World War, at least here in the United States. We tend to focus on the wars which we can glibly rationalize as having done some good — the American Revolution threw off the shackles of tyranny, the Civil War freed the slaves and united the divided country, World War II saved civilization. We remember Vietnam out of shame and guilt, for the conduct of the war itself, and for the treatment of the veterans who survived it. Amidst that odd jumble of national pride and self-flagellation, World War I tends to get lost.
When American doughboys began arriving in France in 1918, the war had been raging through Europe, Africa, and the Middle East for four years. Fighting along the Western Front in France and Belgium was especially bloody. Allied and German soldiers dug in, constructed long lines of trenches fortified with barbed wire and protected by machine guns, withstood constant artillery bombardment, and tried not to choke to death on the mustard gas, chlorine, and phosgene. There were major losses on both sides, over three million Allies and Germans killed on the Western Front alone, with no major advances for most of the war.
The names are probably familiar, even if you don’t remember what they mean: the Marne, the Somme, Cambrai, Ypres, the Ardennes, the Argonne, Flanders, Verdun. The terms introduced or popularized by the war may only evoke a faint recognition today, but they still carry a chill. They have been stamped on our collective subconscious: trench foot, devil’s paintbrush, U-boat, stormtrooper, zero-hour, over the top, no-man’s-land. It was a long war, and a bloody war, and ultimately a vain war. It was called the war to end all wars, yet just twenty years after it officially ended with the signing of the Treaty of Versailles, Adolf Hitler’s army invaded Poland, igniting the Second World War.
Unofficially, the war ended with the signing of an armistice between the Allies and the Germans in a railroad car in the Compiègne Forest. The armistice was signed early on the morning of November 11, 1918. It went into effect at 11 a.m., the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month, ensuring generations of future high school history students would get at least one test question correct. Since then, Armistice Day, or Remembrance Day, has been marked throughout the western world every eleventh of November. Originally set aside to memorialize the end of the First World War, it has evolved over the last ninety years into a day to honor those who fought in all wars, wherever and whenever. Since 1954 it has been known as Veterans Day here in the United States. In Belgium they call it the Day of Peace. It’s marked by the display of poppies and recitations of “In Flanders Fields,” a poem written by Canadian Lt. Col. John McCrae on a scrap of paper as he stood in the midst of the Second Battle of Ypres. I first heard it on November 11, 1994, the first of the four Veterans Day assemblies I attended at Clear Spring High School. Jim Hutson, history teacher, Marine, and Vietnam War veteran, recites it every year: In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved, and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields. Millions of French, British, German, Belgian, Italian, and Russian troops were killed during the war, but the final recorded combat death was an American, Henry Gunther. He was a Maryland boy, born and raised in Baltimore. He had been behaving recklessly since being demoted in rank from sergeant to private for writing a letter to a friend that was critical of the Army. On the morning of the armistice Gunther’s company was positioned opposite a German machine gun in Ville-devant-Chaumont, a little village near Verdun. At 10:30 they were informed of the imminent ceasefire. With the end of the war seconds away, Gunther leapt from his position and charged the Germans, firing his rifle through the thick fog. The confused Germans shouted at him to stop, that the war was over. Gunther kept charging. The Germans had no choice. They fired their machine gun, and Gunther fell. The Germans who killed him rolled Gunther onto a stretcher and carried him back to the American lines, where he was buried. His time of death was listed as 10:59. Baltimore columnist and radio host Dan Rodricks has an excellent story about the 90th anniversary of the armistice and the death of Henry Gunther in today’s Baltimore Sun. | |
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From Steve Likes to Curse
Didn't we just do this?
This week, McAsherson and I state our appreciation for the daytime Moon. Then, she questions my hawklike eyesight, particularly my ability to spot a woolie bear crawling across the road while speeding by at 50 MPH in my truck. What, you mean you can't do that?
Also, how did McAsherson's Obama-loving grandmother vote in the election? Was it for Barack or for . . . that white guy, whatever the fuck his name was?
And finally, you do realize that speeding tickets are just a big fundraising scam, don't you?
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The Fatcats Club: “Postbellum”There’s a place in New York where they all go when they’re in town. Sometimes it can be a rowdy joint; the great space between those carved and polished oak walls echoing with laughter and slaps on backs, the tinkling of glasses and the clatter of silverware on china plates. Other times it can be a mortuary; dreary, sparsely occupied by patrons who are drearier still, who stuff their mouths with bits of braised mutton or entrecôte, and gulp down Cabernet Sauvignon like water. The Friday following the election it was the latter. At the center of the dining room, where several tables had been pushed together to accommodate them, the usual circle of gabbers and scribblers had gathered to commiserate. Sean Hannity held up his empty glass, and a waiter appeared and filled it with red wine. He looked at his companions around the table and raised a toast: “To conservatism in exile.” “Hear, hear!” and “Huzzah!” and “To exile!” they all said. When that toast had been drunk, Mark Levin tapped his knife against the side of his glass and stood up to offer another one. “Since Sean just raised a toast to remaining steadfast in the face of this unhappy, undesirable, less-than-ideal election result, let me propose a few things not to toast.” There were smiles and pleased murmurs from around the table. “I do not propose a toast,” Mark continued, “to the president-elect. I do not propose a toast to socialism, to Marxism, to the class warfare, wealth redistribution policies of our Alinskyite incoming chief executive. I do not propose a toast to the weak-kneed, cut-and-run military strategy of our new commander-in-chief. And I do not propose a toast to the gutless, incoherent, and cowardly campaign waged by the nominee of the Re-pubic-an party!” Mark took his seat to a round of righteous applause. “And here’s to our nominee next time around,” said Rush Limbaugh, lifting his glass but remaining in his chair, “whomever he or she may be.” He grinned as he glanced around the table. “Let’s hope we’ve learned our lesson this time, with the nomination and defeat of the Democrat from Arizona!” John McCain sat at a small table by the window. He sipped from a cup of coffee, and broke off another piece of pecan pie with his fork. ( Read the rest . . . ) | |
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So, let's review: Re-electing Roscoe Bartlett, putting a creationist on my local school board, and passing bigoted anti-gay marriage constitutional amendments in three more states — bad.
Electing Barack Obama President of the United States — good.
And you know what? Fuck it. It's Friday, I want to focus on the good. I have the rest of my life to harangue you people about how we should, you know, give equal rights to all citizens of our country and so forth (though I hope it won't take quite that fucking long). I'm not quite through revelling in the moment. My hordes of arch-conservative readers, still stung — and understandably so — by the emphatic repudiation of their political philosophy by 52% of the American electorate, will bear with me awhile longer, I trust.
First, in three parts, is Barack Obama's acceptance speech from Tuesday night:
How sweet it is. Also, check out this story on Barack's election, from the indispensable Onion:
Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress November 5, 2008 | Issue 44•45"Today the American people have made their voices heard, and they have said, 'Things are finally as terrible as we're willing to tolerate," said Obama, addressing a crowd of unemployed, uninsured, and debt-ridden supporters. "To elect a black man, in this country, and at this time—these last eight years must have really broken you."
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What with the American electorate sweeping Barack Obama into the presidency with the largest majority in twenty years, it’s easy to forget that not everything went my way on Tuesday. My man won the White House, and I’m not trying to look a gift horse in the mouth here, but there was plenty of bad news in the results from Election Day 2008. Basking in Barack’s victory for two days has been nice, but I just can’t go on without bitching about a few of the things that rained on my parade. Three of the four people I voted for on my local school board were elected. That’s good news, sure. The fourth guy, the one I didn’t vote for, is a creationist who told my local newspaper that he was educated at a “faith-based university,” which we all know is a euphemism for Jesus School. The salt in the wound: one of the candidates who lost the election was Jackie Fischer, my old English teacher who gave the strongest response to the science vs. creationism question.
We, the people of Maryland’s 6th Congressional District, also re-elected Roscoe Bartlett. This will be his ninth term in the House of Representatives. Some sinister combination of apathy and inertia swept him to an overwhelming victory. He beat Democrat Jennifer Dougherty 60% to 40%, which really pissed me off. I thought it might be a close race, so I compromised my “vote for the minor parties” principle and voted for Dougherty, fearing she would need every last vote and wanting to unseat Bartlett more than anything else. She lost by a shitload. Now I wish I’d voted for the Libertarian guy. The people of Alaska, in their infinite wisdom, have apparently re-elected corrupt, convicted felon Senator Ted Stevens. The election was so close that votes are still being counted, and Ol’ Crazy Ted may still be forced to resign, but it boggles the mind how this man could have won an election, however close, mere days following his conviction on corruption and ethics violation charges. The various minor party candidates on the ballot only managed to poll a few percentage points, meaning that thousands of Alaskans opted to vote for their corrupt, arrogant, increasingly senile incumbent even when presented with a variety of other choices. What’s up, Alaska? Worst of all, California, Arizona and Florida all passed amendments to their state constitutions banning same-sex marriage. The vote was relatively close in California, not so much in Arizona or Florida. As great a step forward as electing Barack Obama was, these amendments are huge leaps backwards. Same-sex marriage, and gay rights in general, is the civil rights issue of our time. There is no reason to deny our gay fellow citizens of the United States the right to marry the people they love. It is morally indefensible. We’ve made great strides in overcoming our racism as a nation, as the election of Barack testifies, but the passing of these anti-gay marriage amendments shows that we still have a big problem with other forms of bigotry. It’s a shame. It makes me embarrassed to be an American when I think of it. I hope we can come to our collective senses before too long and put this right. Every day these discriminatory statutes stand is a travesty, an insult to human rights, and a blemish on our supposedly free and just society. | |
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